I'm becoming more and more unimpressed with Canadians. Right now I just feel like shouting "Yes! You'll get your damn organizer!"
I just noticed that they sell condoms in the candy machine - coincidence? I think not.
Canadians, at least as far I as I have been able to observe, have little to no sense of humor - especially with regards to sarcasm. I can barely get these people to smile. Most of the time they just look at me with a confused look on their face. I'm not used to this, and it's adding to my frustration.
Tonight a couple of rather attractive young Canadians came to the presentation - this made my day better.
Because of my extreme level of annoyance due to the Winnipeg Canadians, and other personal issues of the moment, I have observed nothing of a humorous nature today, except a curly blonde mullet. Being in Canada I was wondering when the Hockey Hair would appear, and now it has. Tomorrow I'll try to be more lightheartedly observant and uplifting.
On an exciting note - I'll be auditioning to be a speaker for my company on Tuesday. Everyone please remember me in whatever ever sort of prayers you offer, and/or send me your good karma, happy vibes, positive mental energies-whatever. :)
3 comments:
I have one of those "damn organizers," and I can understand why they would be so excited to receive one, too. They are rather neat. I think I may have even used it once--yes, I used the calculator in it (it even comes with a calculator!) Love your blog, Greg.
Maybe it's just Winnipeg Canadians, because I've met some atrractive and rather hilarious Edmonton Canadians that would not frustrate you so, I'm sure.
You said a bad word in your blog today. It made me giggle.
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