An Idiomatic Tale of Two Bachelors
1: What's shakin'?
2: Oh man, I've got a doozy. I asked Melissa to tie the know.
1: Are you pulling my leg?
2: I'm not joshing you, and she's the spitting image of Audrey Hepburn.
1: Hot dog, that's over the top!
2: Yeah, I had to eighty-six Brittany. She was always chewing me out, said I wasn't playing with a full deck.
1: C'mon, you were head over heels for her!
2: Naw - she's used to living high on the hog, and you know that since I've hit the books my nest egg has gone to hell in a handbasket.
1: Well, break a leg buddy.
2: What? You got a chip on your shoulder?
1: It's just that...
2: Stop beating around the bush and spit it out. Cat got your tongue?
1: It's just that I smell something fishy. i know you're chomping at the bit, but I think you should hold your horses.
2: Com again?
1: Keep your shirt on, man. I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, but she's a loose cannon. She'll pull a fast one on you, and you're turning a blind eye.
2: But I"m on cloud nine. You think maybe I shouldn't wear my heart on my sleeve?
1: Yeah, because with her, still waters run deep, and you can't always judge book by its cover.
2: I guess we're on the same page. it's not like I'm in a race against the clock.
1: Yeah, time is on your side. You know, girls like her are a dime a dozen, and you, man, are the cat's pajamas.
2: Wow, I really dodged a bullet this time. Thanks for keeping an eye on me.
1: We could talk about your girlfriends 'til the cows come home, but it's like beating a dead horse. Let's pig out instead.
2: Then I've gotta hit the sack. Gonna put my nose to the grindstone tomorrow.
1: You crack me up - the way you lose your head over a pretty face.
