What is the name given to the group of five large lakes in the northern part of the United States?
I indicate the lakes on a map and ask, “What are those lakes called?”
Students:
Bear Lake?
The Indian Ocean?
Asia!
Sometimes I have my students use individual white boards so they stay engaged in the lesson. Today I noticed one young man sniffing his marker as he walked back to his seat. I dunno…maybe it’ll help.
Did you know I'm part of a club? That's right, a club. The "Say Uncle" Club, to be precise. It's very elite. Only 1/3 of the students in my class made it in. I'm not sure about the nature, or mission of the club, it's all very mysterious. All I know is that the secret phrase is "say uncle." ...woops, I think that was supposed to be a secret.
I'm always entertained when I have to say, "Get your hand out of there."
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And you'd think it gets better when they're older? Only a bit. I have told students to keep their hands to themselves on an almost daily basis this year. And on our first test, I had a student tell me that Europe and Asia together are often called England.
Um...your last line is definitely the funniest thing I've heard/read all day.
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