In kindergarten, my teacher asked if my bathroom request was an "emergency", and I imagined police and fire trucks, lights ablaze, escorting me to the bathroom. So I told her it was not an emergency and she sent me to my seat. I peed 15 seconds later.
You are now "that" teacher in the mind of a child. Fortunately, I don't even remember "that" teacher in my case. ...not that that ever happened to me. *awkward silence*
Sorry to be the grammar police, but I believe you overestimated. Just wait until you potty train one and they're peeing on your fridge, potatoes, and whatever else they happen to be standing in front of when the bladder goes hog wild.
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I may have snorted when I read this.
In kindergarten, my teacher asked if my bathroom request was an "emergency", and I imagined police and fire trucks, lights ablaze, escorting me to the bathroom. So I told her it was not an emergency and she sent me to my seat. I peed 15 seconds later.
hahahaha
Been there!
You are now "that" teacher in the mind of a child. Fortunately, I don't even remember "that" teacher in my case. ...not that that ever happened to me. *awkward silence*
Sorry to be the grammar police, but I believe you overestimated. Just wait until you potty train one and they're peeing on your fridge, potatoes, and whatever else they happen to be standing in front of when the bladder goes hog wild.
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