There are exactly 27 weeks until my 27th birthday. In honor of this oh-so-numerical occasion, I've decided to get in 27 dates by my 27th birthday (technically by the 27th birthday week - my birthday's on Monday, and that might be cutting it a bit close), and I need your help. I know my fair share of women, but the majority of them don't fall into the "date" category. So it's time for all of you to pull out your little black books and help a brother out.
Here are the rules:
1 - I guarantee a first date, but nothing beyond that. That doesn't mean it won't happen, I just don't guarantee it.
2 - She needs to be single (obviously), a natural-born female (you laugh, but I have stories), active LDS (the time for recreational dating has passed), and legal (more stories...)
3 - I'd prefer you use a measuring stick beyond "Hey, she's single!" - i.e. she enjoys MST3K, she speaks Spanish, she's interested in the finer points of brownie baking - but I won't be picky.
4 - A date might consist of anything from the standard dinner and a show, to a walk through the park. I have a pretty full schedule, so an hour here or there may be all I can get in.
And that's about it. I'll be blogging about my experiences on these dates, and I may end up being brutally honest. Don't take it personally, just know that she wasn't the one for me - nor I for her. That's how dating works. However I'll try to be tactful and only include relevant, and hilarious information.
If you have someone, shoot me an email, and we'll work it out.
Let the games begin.
*addendum: I believe in the guy taking initiative and planning and paying and all that - perfect, I'm down with that; however, I also know that dating involves two people (dating is a verb - action word, something you do, not something done to you), so I am of the strong opinion that girls should have some input, and should be involved in the date, not simply show up, so on the date I might show up with a couple of options and let her help decide what we do. Just don't want anyone to be caught off guard.
5 comments:
Woohoo!! I happen to be in possession of the contact information of over 40 wonderfully eligible sisters. I'll see what I can do.
Like it greg. Wish I had a few more peeps up there so I could hook you up. We'll see what we can do!
i'll go on a date with you, greg!! i think this is a super idea. you're a stud!!!
Hey don't think I'm a creeper, but your blog is hilarious. I'm friends with Erin Wiley and want to be your friend too.
Dang. Why did I get married?
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