And we do it with style. Presenting:
The 2nd Annual Chastity Celebration:
Crossing Legs Instead of Lines.*
This year's reflections winners:
In third place, winning a wooden plaque 'virtue': JP with "You make me wanna wait"
In second place, winning a commemorative 'faith, hope, and chastity' wooden craft: AN with the chastity iphone app.
And this year's first place contestant, winning the unbelievable children's book "The Princess and the Kiss": KN with his representation of the crossing of jeans/genes
Thanks again to everyone who came and participated this year. Another successful celebration of our celibacy. Here's hoping you're not elligible for next year's party - for all the right reasons. But even if you do end up receiving an invite, just remember it'll be awesome!
To everyone who "couldn't make it" this year - you are dead to me. You knew six months in advance, so you have no excuse.
Chastity - Doing it by not doing it!
*The inspiration for it all.
4 comments:
That jeanetic crossing is a work of incredible genius. On a scale of 1-10, how hard do you laugh throughout this party? My sides are splitting just reading the post!
I love this party. I'll be sure and congratulate Abe on his award, but I also think Tyson should get a special recognition award for the catch phrase. Just saying.
Freaking brilliant. I would have been there if I could! Next year, I'll ship in some chocolate (if I'm still eligible). ((Ha. "If".))
That party looked like it rocked!
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