Wednesday, January 14, 2009

For a good time call...

I've arrived.  From this moment on I am the coolest teacher at my elementary school. (Not that I wasn't before, but this makes it official.)

Inside the girl's restroom in one of the stalls (though you'll no longer be able to find it due to our industrious janitor) was written:

Mr. B 
is a gay
f*****
from Megan

Probably not really from Megan - even the third graders at my school aren't stupid enough to sign their name to something like that - but hilarious nonetheless.  I just laughed.  Someone actually dislikes me enough to deface public property in my honor. *cue the single tear*

9 comments:

Angie said...

well I'm speechless...

Erin Brady said...

That's horrible! People can be so stupid.

Unknown said...

BEst ever.seriously.

Miss B said...

hahaha
I am peeing
kids these days...
it worries me sometimes.

Leah said...

Seriously!? We used to write things like "Mr. D is mean!" in 8th grade. They should allow you to go in there and write back. Bathroom Rebuttal.

kim and ned said...

Congrats???
Anyway, I think I'm going to take you up on your offer. I have to observe some classroom settings, and since you offered...
I'll give you a call.

richbarn said...

At least yours was at school. I got something similar on the wall behind the door in the bathroom AT MY OWN OFFICE!!! one day. One of our patients wasn't at all happy when I told him he wasn't getting his braces off. Turned out really good for us though. The kids parents got to pay to totally redecorate the bathroom. And trust me when I tell you this, it was not inexpensive.

Molly Hickcox said...

I just shuddered...

Molly Hickcox said...

Eeeew! Someone needs a swift kick..